scarlett was a diver and she was always down.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:27:43 -0700

"‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say… sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of… it doesn’t really..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:26:24 -0700

“‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say… sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of… it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like… after “I love you”… or “You’re going to live”… or “It’s a boy!””

- Demetri Martin (via jackslenderman)

thecakebar: brutu: theres so many kitkats ive never had im...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:26:03 -0700

thecakebar:

brutu:

theres so many kitkats ive never had im crying

look at all these amazing flavors, why they don’t sell these in USA? or do they??

thefrogman: Knit by Kacie Kim [tumblr] [video]

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:24:57 -0700

thefrogman:

Knit by Kacie Kim [tumblr]

[video]

Cosmo Sex Tip #642

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:21:02 -0700

fagmobs:

Ask him to describe what he wants to do to you. Require him to use AT LEAST three examples from the text and explain

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Fri, 03 May 2013 08:18:13 -0700

hello kitty bong, hello kitty bowtie.

Wed, 01 May 2013 18:28:34 -0700

hello kitty bong, hello kitty bowtie.

nightlifemingus: here’s an interesting timeline 1992 - winter of 2010, i never got straight...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 08:07:39 -0700

nightlifemingus:

here’s an interesting timeline

1992 - winter of 2010, i never got straight A’s

1992 - winter of 2010, i never smoked weed

winter of 2010 - present, i’ve gotten straight A’s each quarter more often than not, dean’s list, etc.

winter of 2010 - present, i’ve smoked weed every damn day

i rest my case, suck it public school system

"Never chase anyone. A person who appreciates you will walk with you."

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 08:02:43 -0700

“Never chase anyone. A person who appreciates you will walk with you.”

- (via sadexistences)

nprfreshair: Was there ever a more charming letter writer than...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 08:01:46 -0700

nprfreshair:

Was there ever a more charming letter writer than Vonnegut?

slatevault:

In which Kurt Vonnegut modestly offers his talents to the JFK campaign. Our favorite line? “On occasion, I write pretty well.” http://slate.me/11QNcwA

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Sat, 13 Apr 2013 10:41:24 -0700

nprfreshair: Here is wedding season done right, done Labyrinth...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:25:37 -0700

nprfreshair:

Here is wedding season done right, done Labyrinth style.

Food Beast:

Tracey of the Black Cherry Cake Company has made herself a hero for 80s babies everywhere when she retold Jim Henson’s puppets-on-LSD fairy tale. With a cake. It’s everything a person needs in life.

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:49:07 -0700

caitlinhill: prochoicegeneration: Best post

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:06:30 -0700

caitlinhill:

prochoicegeneration:

Best post

thebluthcompany: A+ Follow the official Arrested Development...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 14:09:17 -0700

thebluthcompany:

A+

Follow the official Arrested Development twitter account

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Thu, 04 Apr 2013 13:59:07 -0700

dustydanger: Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip. 3:15 AM –...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 19:35:07 -0700

dustydanger:

Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip.

3:15 AM – 7 Aug 12

OK everybody here goes nothing. I’m gonna light a cigarette. Where are my cigarettes. Brb going to Walgreens for cigs

3:45 AM – 7 Aug 12

the security guard at Walgreens is a crazy guy. there was fire coming out of his head and i told him your heads on fire and he just looked at me

3:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m gonna light a cig

3:52 AM – 7 Aug 12

theres like 4 types of lettuce in this apt. i didnt even buy that much lettuce. what am i gonna do juggle lettuce. alright bye

3:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

indiana jones was the peak of my career. feel very aware that it’s all downhill from here

4:03 AM – 7 Aug 12

i resent my father camping out in my house. ok but get this, its fine… yeah its totally fine he can do whatever he wants. the end

4:08 AM – 7 Aug 12

is this entertaining. is this new media. i dont understand my feet

4:09 AM – 7 Aug 12

you guys ever watch that video of the double rainbow?

4:12 AM – 7 Aug 12

@frankiemunez who’s laughing now? who’s laughing now buddy… checkmate

4:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually

4:28 AM – 7 Aug 12

i would have sex with lars von trier on camera. i would. but only if its dogme style. im a comedian guys

4:33 AM – 7 Aug 12

im nothing, im an idiot. how did i get here when nothing happened

4:44 AM – 7 Aug 12

what’s the difference btw mayonaise and mayo? is there a difference

4:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

who has my hand i want it back

4:48 AM – 7 Aug 12

i was lying before. will smith is good at rap

4:51 AM – 7 Aug 12

twitter is like the energy that links our brains together. mental lubricant

5:06 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m wearing three watches and they all have different times. i have a watch on my ankle… damn you… sorry, i love u

5:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

yr gonna see me in yr dream cause i dont know where to live anymore

5:22 AM – 7 Aug 12

im done w this!! im nothing…

5:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

ok guys i dont really ‘get’ sigur ros but theyre beautiful anyway

welcometocalistonia: lord knows i’m weak won’t somebody get off...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:55:38 -0700

welcometocalistonia:

lord knows i’m weak

won’t somebody get off of this reef